Caravanna Lyrics

We're a pantomime horse There's a stupid suit where our relationship was And we're stuck inside, we're stuck inside There's nowhere to gallop and there's nowhere to hide We're ...Read Full Lyrics

I know a girl called Kris Who believes in God and Elvis And I'm an atheist But we get on fine I know a girl called Kris Who's an astral-projectionist And I want nothing to ...Read Full Lyrics

She'd look beautiful in a tea towel But she's dressed up to the nines She's covered herself in make-up But she can't make up her mind She's a damsel in distress She feels...Read Full Lyrics

I was supposed to wait for you But we'll have to wait and see Have I been stood up? Standing for an hour or two By the detective agency I wish the walls weren't powder blue A...Read Full Lyrics

You tell me you don't like the way I comb my hair But there are two of us at this table Only one of us doesn't care You're so engrossed in what you read And you're not really t...Read Full Lyrics

Driven by ambition Do know, my love, you're missing All the splendours, all the wonders All the days I have squandered Thoughts of you to guide me Forever here beside me All ...Read Full Lyrics

I'll make you wait around For all these things to be sent off If you're with me I'll traipse you round this town I've got so many things to take care of Time goes slow So s...Read Full Lyrics

God he hates the early mornings And the Monday afternoons He's already looking bored He's already looking forward To Friday evening with his friends It couldn't come too soon ...Read Full Lyrics

At the arse-end of another century I spend hours in the cemetery On my way to anywhere but here It was perfect in the summertime I'd just ask and the sun would shine But the d...Read Full Lyrics

I love her but she loves Agatha Christie And she's so wrapped up in the English Murder Mystery I was nowhere near the scene of the crime I was nowhere around at the time Someon...Read Full Lyrics