Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics

You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now. You don't want to know what I'm thinking, girl. Or... Or do you? Girl, you think I'm the bomb, But I'm old enough to be ...Read Full Lyrics

When I look around me, I can't believe what I see It seems as if this country Has lost it's will to live The economy is lousy, We barely have an army But we can still stand proudly...Read Full Lyrics

I bought me an auto An '81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the fan it be broke And the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel My mechanic's fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Che...Read Full Lyrics

I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed her And I'd love to be Mister Celin...Read Full Lyrics

The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills Yes, the holi...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock She'll give it to Daddy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Daddy's got a rock He'll give it to...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Gettin' gift to six billion p...Read Full Lyrics

One year I got a dog for Christmas And I gave it to the boy next door Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card Cuz that's what Christmas is for I used to give a lot at Christ...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tr...Read Full Lyrics

Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them tears You don't d...Read Full Lyrics