Christmas Sucks Lyrics

Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tr...Read Full Lyrics

Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them tears You don't d...Read Full Lyrics

Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache The woman of my dreams is p...Read Full Lyrics

Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation Will be filled with a viral infectio...Read Full Lyrics

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My neighbour ...Read Full Lyrics

Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground I would fen...Read Full Lyrics

Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me... I'm startin' to see double, and I just fell of my stool! I'm sluring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool! I t...Read Full Lyrics

(talking) Uh, this next song was actually inspired by a review that we got when We played the Edmonton Fringe Festivile. We thought that it was a Rather unique review, we were doin...Read Full Lyrics

George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into ...Read Full Lyrics

I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon and extra grease when I was Hungry And drink Windex Colladas until my...Read Full Lyrics