Celine Dion Lyrics

The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills Yes, the holi...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock She'll give it to Daddy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Daddy's got a rock He'll give it to...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Gettin' gift to six billion p...Read Full Lyrics

One year I got a dog for Christmas And I gave it to the boy next door Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card Cuz that's what Christmas is for I used to give a lot at Christ...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tr...Read Full Lyrics

Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them tears You don't d...Read Full Lyrics

Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache The woman of my dreams is p...Read Full Lyrics

Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation Will be filled with a viral infectio...Read Full Lyrics

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My neighbour ...Read Full Lyrics

Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground I would fen...Read Full Lyrics