Caught Licking Leather Lyrics

I can't fight the feeling And I don't know what to do Have this feeling, how do I show it to you? Mom and Dad don't understand I'm not their kind of man Closet marine, marine, woa...Read Full Lyrics

Nervous and excited with all these thoughts running through your head Lying awake in bed Ever since a teen wondering when you'd finally catch a smell But what if you go to hell...Read Full Lyrics

I am a chain worker Caught in an infinite loop, like a skipping compact disc My chain provides me with safety We always know where i am There's nowhere i can go, where i can't ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm always so full of cum Never run out not even once And I say "Hey man, don't touch that stuff" "You know it's ust not right!" I'm always so full of cum and it makes my brain...Read Full Lyrics

I'm right here in my fantasy world Setting up all my toys And making movies and songs In my fantasy world It's Friday night and Saturday morning In my fantasy world Sitting...Read Full Lyrics

I don't mind stacking papers in a pile And I don't care if it takes half an hour to get there Yeah it's alright I lose my days and keep my nights Just let me go and stay away f...Read Full Lyrics

I know there are things going on tonight, but I don't bother Only ten minutes across town that's right, but I don't bother I could put on a tight black shirt, but I don't bothe...Read Full Lyrics

Life's got its share of unexpected twists Some that I thought I was genetically born to miss I feel it in the morning that I'm getting old But this part of the birds and bees I ...Read Full Lyrics

Poke me in the belly button And you might get a laugh Workin on my cuticles Til my nails are torn in half Hit my head within your basement I feel like a giraffe Startin to ...Read Full Lyrics

There comes a time in my life to choose a health plan And now it's time in my life to choose a health plan You wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors Yeah that's how i s...Read Full Lyrics