Dog Food Woman Lyrics

Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation Will be filled with a viral infectio...Read Full Lyrics

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My neighbour ...Read Full Lyrics

Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground I would fen...Read Full Lyrics

Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me... I'm startin' to see double, and I just fell of my stool! I'm sluring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool! I t...Read Full Lyrics

(talking) Uh, this next song was actually inspired by a review that we got when We played the Edmonton Fringe Festivile. We thought that it was a Rather unique review, we were doin...Read Full Lyrics

George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into ...Read Full Lyrics

I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon and extra grease when I was Hungry And drink Windex Colladas until my...Read Full Lyrics

Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well we looked all around so we ...Read Full Lyrics

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books and Internet connections The biggest highlight of the ye...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear One day science will re-animate me Oh I heard about the rich w...Read Full Lyrics