[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins]I had a pizza, All covered with cheese.I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,Stuck it back in the freeze.Look at my crust now,See what...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oy! Oy!Down on the street they got bagels.And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox.Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurstNot in the mood for Jack-In-The-BoxOy vey!We gonna schlepp o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Gee, I'm a nerdSeen each Star Trek 80 timesMemorized each wordHome alone...On Friday nightsBut I got 8 gigabytesLeft on my hard driveI'm hooked as I can getInto the internetMaybe y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(You gotta keep'em separated)You like the latest fashionsYou'd like to keep'em cleanYou take a trip every week to the laundromatThrow a load in the washing machineBut if you don't ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh, I've really got those ozone layer bluesFrom my elbow down to my shoes,So let's throw another fire on the logs.Now we can go downtown and fill the latrineWith genuine Columbian ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])I used to be a pinball freakThat's where you'd find me every weekBut now it's Pacman!Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!I love to go...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm never satisfied with three meals a dayWhile the world is sleeping I'll be munching awayGonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the lightRight, yeah,if no on...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Is it on?Okay.1, 2.1, 2, 5, 6.Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria,It's got all the others beat.It sells over four million burgers a year.Just think, that's almost two pounds...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Had ourselves a little barbequeCorn on the cob and mashed potatoes tooJoe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stewSo what did you bring?We got the beefWe got the beefWe got the beefYeah!...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You don't take your showersYou don't use Ban Roll OnPlease don't come near me anymoreI'll throw up on the floor because you make me illI remember when...You used to smell half-dece...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic