Having Fun Is Bad For You Lyrics

Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well we looked all around so we ...Read Full Lyrics

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books and Internet connections The biggest highlight of the ye...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear One day science will re-animate me Oh I heard about the rich w...Read Full Lyrics

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run. All thes...Read Full Lyrics

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I taste Is the flavor of a broken heart The...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody loves hot dogs Even pasty Hippies 'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat But now a question hits me What the hell's in A hotdog I shouldn't ask maybe 'Cause I don't know ...Read Full Lyrics

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear ...Read Full Lyrics

From the deepest, darkest depths of... Whitby! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque powered pistons... Accellerating automoti...Read Full Lyrics

I remember back when I was still in school, These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool. They knocked me on the ground! (Oh!) They rubbed dog poop in my ears! (Ow!) Th...Read Full Lyrics

I am not American, Though I live in North America Which is part of the Americas Which should make me an American Geographically Canadians, Are certainly Americans As are Venisallia...Read Full Lyrics