Clever Trevor Lyrics

You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance Or Fred Astaire You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde I'm not very stylish, ...Read Full Lyrics

They say it's tough out there and that's for sure You pay your way twice over if not more They say that's the proce of fame, and now you've made your name Your freinds don't even t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, with your natty threads and your nifty dreads And your Dagenham royal swagger With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels And the face of a carpet-bagger With your sweet col...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited It's a public party and you're all invited Let's cut the custard, see the mustard Please hold steady till we're maladjusted Sing boop-ba-de-b...Read Full Lyrics

So i'm screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh- From thr last place in the queue -waaah-, -waaah- I really think you'd liek me given half a chance But since we ain't got that i'll do th...Read Full Lyrics

Be-ah bickey ba bo-bo-bo I got a gal that I love so Delusions of grandeur, delusions of grandeur I'm a dedicated follower of my own success I can handle the glamour, I can cope wi...Read Full Lyrics

Here I stand with a dough nut for a brain On my life, I must see you again I should think that's made it very plain Is it his, is it his or is it ain't? Don't ask me to leave it o...Read Full Lyrics

*Moo!* I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud Mr. Meatface the butche...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken intro.) This one's for Julie, who we love I love her almost as I do Alma But we don't do Alma no more It's called 'England's Glory'. If you wanna sing Please sing There ...Read Full Lyrics

Father's very noisy with his vines Says "there all the same, it makes you sick" Need a bleeding boot up their behinds That would bloody shift them double quick Father drops his to...Read Full Lyrics