Dance Of The Crackpots Lyrics

So i'm screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh- From thr last place in the queue -waaah-, -waaah- I really think you'd liek me given half a chance But since we ain't got that i'll do th...Read Full Lyrics

Be-ah bickey ba bo-bo-bo I got a gal that I love so Delusions of grandeur, delusions of grandeur I'm a dedicated follower of my own success I can handle the glamour, I can cope wi...Read Full Lyrics

Here I stand with a dough nut for a brain On my life, I must see you again I should think that's made it very plain Is it his, is it his or is it ain't? Don't ask me to leave it o...Read Full Lyrics

*Moo!* I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud Mr. Meatface the butche...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken intro.) This one's for Julie, who we love I love her almost as I do Alma But we don't do Alma no more It's called 'England's Glory'. If you wanna sing Please sing There ...Read Full Lyrics

Father's very noisy with his vines Says "there all the same, it makes you sick" Need a bleeding boot up their behinds That would bloody shift them double quick Father drops his to...Read Full Lyrics

Girls watching Beach balling Party hearty Movie groovy Going places Seeing faces Driving cars Going to bars Drinking wine Feeling fine Having fun 'till day is done Girls watching...Read Full Lyrics

Fly in the ointment Stain on the character Dust on the wainscot Hair on the gate Bee in the bonnet Ash on the waistcoat Flake on the shoulder Crack in the plate Eye on the clock ...Read Full Lyrics

I'll take you to the pictures I'll take you to the show Walking in the sunshine Rolling in the snow Stepping from the threshold Out into the street All you ought to do, my love, Is...Read Full Lyrics

Although I nearly broke my neck trying to break the ice I think you're very nice Let's go and have a drink What'd you think? Throw a six and go to jail Although I've met a mouthy ...Read Full Lyrics