Cloughy Is A Bootboy! Lyrics

Davey's life has changed dramatically, now We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now He's took the plunge now he lives in misery ...Read Full Lyrics

Friday night is bath night this is what they say We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long We are gonna catch the bus int...Read Full Lyrics

If you're down and you're sick, And you want her out quick, But you don't know the trick what to do, She'll be laughing at you, If you don't have a clue Show that you have grew up ...Read Full Lyrics

"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea" "It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2" "Oh David, don't drive fast David" "See ya!" "David, David...DAVID!" I don't wanna be al...Read Full Lyrics

First of all there was Ray He went with Deidrie yeh Ray Thought that he was the bee's knee But now he's left her and she's pleased And just incase you meet Deidrie down Coronation ...Read Full Lyrics

Ran over by a bus up the high street Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet The driver shouts Oi! Are you alright But Dougy's on his way Dougy then has a little mishap When a geezer...Read Full Lyrics

You can guess whatlife for Dougy Is like, he wakes up in the street, No home, no bed, he says he's lucky, That he can smile and be happy... Chorus: Dougy, Dougy, Giro, Dougy, Dougy...Read Full Lyrics

Too much nosh & too much booze He spent all night in the bog with the blues An aching head, intoxicated He didn't even know he was constipated He forced & he frowned, he pushed & ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh you won't ever see me without a smiling face Diddle iddle I do that's coz I go Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin, Ooh if you're feelin lonely or you're feelin blue Just come w...Read Full Lyrics

He's a trainspotter, he's an anorak He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac He's a pratt, he's a geek, a freak, he's one o'those Squarest tassers in the street, n' ...Read Full Lyrics