Deidrie's A Slag Lyrics

Ran over by a bus up the high street Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet The driver shouts Oi! Are you alright But Dougy's on his way Dougy then has a little mishap When a geezer...Read Full Lyrics

You can guess whatlife for Dougy Is like, he wakes up in the street, No home, no bed, he says he's lucky, That he can smile and be happy... Chorus: Dougy, Dougy, Giro, Dougy, Dougy...Read Full Lyrics

Too much nosh & too much booze He spent all night in the bog with the blues An aching head, intoxicated He didn't even know he was constipated He forced & he frowned, he pushed & ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh you won't ever see me without a smiling face Diddle iddle I do that's coz I go Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin, Ooh if you're feelin lonely or you're feelin blue Just come w...Read Full Lyrics

He's a trainspotter, he's an anorak He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac He's a pratt, he's a geek, a freak, he's one o'those Squarest tassers in the street, n' ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! I woke up with a backache Backache! Backache! I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin Where I found something for my backache Backache! Backache! I rubbed in some cream an...Read Full Lyrics

Frederick Street was on the news tonight Outside Fosters club had been a fight And everytime you go to dig the beat You will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help... Chorus: H...Read Full Lyrics

Fat Bob does not wash or scrub He's never seen a bath tub before When will Fat Bob use the sink? We can't face the fat bob stink no more! [Chorus] A killer pong on a gateshead s...Read Full Lyrics

Frankie says that he's got vertigo He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto. Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains Frankie's life is misery & full of aches n' pains. ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! Baby I fancy What do you mean? Baby I fancy I know what you mean Oooo ee Hanky Panky I'm feeling randy What do you mean? I'm feeling randy I know what you mean Oooo ee Hanky P...Read Full Lyrics