First Date Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I first looked in your eyes You were more than just a beauty to me All my senses shot straight up I was rock hard emotionally [Pre-Chorus] The fact that you ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I want my P in your V Want you to S on my D Gotta J Off on your T's Then FYI I wanna F your A OMG, Just stuff your mouth with my Bs Don't LOL at my C And FYI I wan...Read Full Lyrics

Ready! Here we go! Hey! Hey Buddy! Guess what Gotta a fun message for you Hey dude! Listen Up! This is important And its from you know who! ME! First you take a G then a...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am the toughest fucking ninja That you've ever seen I killed a king And changed the course of European history But that's all in the past I am changing fast I'...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] You know, a lot of people come up to us and say "Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?" Pff, I have to laugh ...Read Full Lyrics

Why, hello there. My name is Danny Sexbang, and welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album: 'Attitude City' I've been informed by scientists that this album's loin excitement r...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Buongiorno! That's hello in Spanish My name is Danny Sexbang and I'd like to welcome you to Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol! Can you believe it's been...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, hey! My name is Danny. Danny Sexbang Welcome to my top secret sexitorium Won't you hold on a moment while I stop having sex? Cool, thanks I suppose you're wondering why N...Read Full Lyrics

[Skit: Danny Sexbang] Close your eyes and picture yourself on a tropical beach Far away, across the delicate sand dunes You see a jet black stallion galloping at full speed On ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over 10 feet tall No man escape...Read Full Lyrics