Couldn't Get a Date Lyrics

I ain’t got a friend in the worldBut I got a special girlHer name is FurballHer name is FurballI ain’t got a baseball batSomebody took it and now I’m out of my batBut I got F...Read Full Lyrics

Mrs. Brown, you’ve got such a lovely daughterEvery time I go out I seem to spot herCan I carry your groceries if it’s no botherNow I’m in the house with Mrs. Brown’s daught...Read Full Lyrics

Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Flip flip flip flip flip flip flip I...Read Full Lyrics

The cheese in Wisconsin, it grows ten feet tallWe all gather round and we make ourselves a ballBack home in Wisconsin, there’s not a lot to doOh, Wisconsin cheese, that’s why w...Read Full Lyrics

Don’t forget to pray for Orange CountyDon’t forget to pray for your folksWhether you’re a lineman or a mountieOr a crack podiatrist who looks between a person’s toesMake a ...Read Full Lyrics

See me in the hall all by myselfSee you in the ball beside yourselfDebutante soDeborah you will never knowDebbie if I asked you to dance would you step on my toesD don’t tell me ...Read Full Lyrics

My paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedBoing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boingMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy payc...Read Full Lyrics

I’m alright, things look good to meGirls I know still come up to meFriends of mine always saying that“Yeah, she’s cool, but I just don’t see you guys together”But I love ...Read Full Lyrics

Have a bitchin’ summerHave a bitchin’ summerHave a bitchin’ summerHave a bitchin’ summerOkay, what do you sayI found out the hardest wayPeople say stuff and they write it t...Read Full Lyrics

Darleen I love youCall you darling for shortI wrote your name on a matchbookBack in 1974Your sister’s name was SissyAnd your folks had passed awayAnd I caught myself dreamingAbou...Read Full Lyrics