Crazy Peanuts Lyrics

Craig - Stephen Lynch [00: 14]Everyone knows Jesus, [00: 17]The guy who healed the lame. [00: 21]Well, I am Jesus' brother, [00: 24]Craig is my name. [00: 31]Jesus is the Prince o...Read Full Lyrics

I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew, My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew, I got a big br...Read Full Lyrics

Dear diary, today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better So the...Read Full Lyrics

Dear diary, today was a great day Bought myself a brand new horse She's strong and fast and so very beautiful And just a little wild of course I know tomorrow I can tame her If I o...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Diary Today was a fine day I got the music in my soul I'm writing songs and making records I feel my life is finally whole I can't wait to tell my father To see what he will s...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Diary Today was a grand day Took a bath, had a spot of tea Did the New York Times crossword puzzle Listened to a symphony I think I'll go for a leisurely drive now See what th...Read Full Lyrics

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass And make her your wife and love her with love so true Now some rivers run high, some rivers run...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a rich and famous doctor I always knew I'd be An expert in the field of Gynecology Next on my agenda: Checking your pudenda Let me see what I can find If you get your nerve up...Read Full Lyrics

Every time I drink a beer It makes your lazy eye disappear Every time I do a shot I think you're hot, but I know you're not Oh, I'm just trying to drink you pretty...Read Full Lyrics

I kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love I said, You turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way", And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew, And I lie wondering just wha...Read Full Lyrics