Cruel Summer Lyrics

took you round the back, picked a flower for your hand to hold. careful as the wind blows. we rented movies and then we watched things that made us laugh and talk. you taught me t...Read Full Lyrics

"And now, And now, And now!Comes my favorite part.This is the part whereI get to expose myself,to... Cleveland.All my hopes, fears,dreams and desires,right here, right now,in this ...Read Full Lyrics

I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "Soph",(he always called me Soph),he said to me "Soph, these woods sure are dark I sure wish I had a flash ...Read Full Lyrics

Nanette"Uh! Here is another lady; She is not as amusing as Sophie, but she has a, she has a little something. I think she's, she has a certain quality of, uh . . . dementia! I call...Read Full Lyrics

When my teeth are rinsed in a glass by my bed,and my hair lies somewhere in a drawer,you know, the world doesn't seem like a very nice place,not a very nice place anymore.But I put...Read Full Lyrics

I was walking down 42nd street one day, I wasn't workin'42nd street I was walkin 42nd street. And this amazing thing happened to me. It was July it was about 89 degrees. It was hot...Read Full Lyrics

Fat as I am.Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.How is it that I'm fat as I am?Fat as I am.The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.This is the wa...Read Full Lyrics

I'm singing Broadway and I love it!I'm singing Broadway and I'm proud!You can keep your Springsteen.Shove your Chaka.I really don't care for that kind of kaka.Ethel, Liza, Chita, t...Read Full Lyrics

I will never forget it you know. I was in bed one night with my boyfriend Ernie he began combing his hair there was a great shower of dandruff all about the bed. I said to him "Ern...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, human history is a sordid affair.Often I say to myself,"Oh this is horrible,man's inhumanity to man.It's just awful, it's..."Oh, why bother?Why bother, why bother, why bother?I...Read Full Lyrics