Duff Rap Lyrics

Flanders: If you think I'm cuddly,And you want my comp'ny,Come on, wifey, let me know-ow-ow-ow......Read Full Lyrics

All: We are the mediocre presidents.You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!There's Taylor, there's Tyler,There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.There's William Henry Harrison,...Read Full Lyrics

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!Homer: Not me!Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!...Read Full Lyrics

Gabbo: You're gonna like me,You're gonna love me,'Cause I can do most anything.I can do the hully gully,I can imitate Vin Scully!(spoken)Let's take time out from that triple playfo...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault,But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!D'oh!...Read Full Lyrics

Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!Ramone 2: Hey, up yours, Springfield.Ramone 1: One, two, three, four![Abrasive guitar music begins]Happy Birthday to you!(Happy Birthd...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,But I sent you Ben-gay,Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,And I......Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey,On my vacation away from workie......Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Dad, that will never work.If you want to make yourmove, you got to play it...cool.[jazz bass and cymbals start playing]Now what you gotta doIf you wanna get a kissIs act rea...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Grampa, my old friend,Your busy day is at an end.Your exploits have been sad and boring,They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.When you're alone, the words of your storyWill ...Read Full Lyrics