Dark Days Lyrics

last call and a busty blonde gives insucked up in a swig of midnight skinsad eyes try to force a thinline smilecheap touch and an even cheaper ginpants much too tight for herthese ...Read Full Lyrics

Some people think it's in your genesOthers find that view extremeEither way, like an old has-beenYou're finished now when you're fourteenThe pressure's on - you're off the paceIf a...Read Full Lyrics

Five points for hitting petrol-heads, Jet-skiers tooNo points for hitting P Platers, they do the work for youThree points for a Volvo-driver, dock one for stereotypingBut here's th...Read Full Lyrics

If I were Britney's boyfriendI'd be playing hard to getShe'd come around beggin' for me, butI'd say, "No no, not yet.Cos God has told me personallyThat I should remain pure.Just lo...Read Full Lyrics

Murder! Murder! Murder! Murder!There's a pomegranate up your blurter!Eating fruit is mean and vicious!Keep your hands off Golden Delicious!World Bank is wrong! So is fetta!My voodo...Read Full Lyrics

I was waiting at the Pearly GatesBut the angels said "It's members only, mate"St. Peter was shepherding in the meekBut all he said to me was "Schoolies Week."Lucifer's got issues w...Read Full Lyrics

Come back DJWhat's wrong with this track?This ain't no cutting-edge grooveIt's the needle skipping backEverybody's got disrhythmiaThis breakbeat's so confusingThey'll think the lat...Read Full Lyrics

You don't need ChardonnayNo sushi, no pateJust get your mates aroundSome bastard on the groundBoot PartyAccepted etiquetteIs spilling the claretWe damn near could use bibsTonight w...Read Full Lyrics

The people who make itHow do they live? The producer's a jackalThe director's a spivAt P.R. they're liarsThe sound guy is a slimeThe hostess is a bimboWith a petulant whineReal TV ...Read Full Lyrics

Ecstacy's had a bad rap -The drug's O.K. but the music's crapTechno's made with computer cableSample machine and an old turntableGet a loop, then cut and paste herBuy a trip and li...Read Full Lyrics