David Song Lyrics

(On the phone) I'm in the bathroom right now, so this message might sound like shit. (Shit's a bunch of times)...Read Full Lyrics

I came from Düsseldorf, chased by the night You were a vision drenched, in neon light Longing and my sad eyes caught, your fleeting glance As chaos on the boulevard, stole our ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Where to begin? They call me tropical storm Jim Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moon walked in th...Read Full Lyrics

I know you're gonna blame me when you get wind I heard you're full of shit so i've been duped again But if you cover your ass with the same old song You might as well be farting fa...Read Full Lyrics

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, Burn mo...Read Full Lyrics

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la Wi...Read Full Lyrics

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound gang bangs more than the dirty dozen Alley oop here comes the slam you know where I stand I'm feelin' like anthrax cause you know I'm...Read Full Lyrics

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one ...Read Full Lyrics

You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling ...Read Full Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room ...Read Full Lyrics