Dead Car Battery Blues Lyrics

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put a...Read Full Lyrics

Whoa, yeah! You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive A custom paint job, too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly used sombrero And I'll even throw in ...Read Full Lyrics

Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the tv you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready...Read Full Lyrics

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slip my mind the last two ti...Read Full Lyrics

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own we...Read Full Lyrics

A Complicated Song Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. Pizza party at your house, I went just to check it out. 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came....Read Full Lyrics

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my dna And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more Than Marlon Brando loved souffle S...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at ground zero The ...Read Full Lyrics

When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did) But if there's one thing in th...Read Full Lyrics

(Two men talking) "Which did you like better, Jedi, or the Empire strikes back?" Empire... Last for me... Empire Had The Better Ending, I Mean Luke Gets His Hand Cut Off, Finds Out...Read Full Lyrics