Dickie Built a Halfpipe Lyrics

Females love meFemales just can’t waitFemales love meThey don’t hesitateThey wanna marry meThey wanna marry meThey wanna marry meThey wanna marry meFemales!Females love meFemal...Read Full Lyrics

“Where’s the remote? Get me a remote and get me a beer now! I swear, you’re gonna be sorry!”“They may be lovable, but they’re also confused!”When I get home from work...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I couldn’t get a date in high schoolCouldn’t get a date beforeCouldn’t get a date, can’t get a date, I’m heading back out the doorCouldn’t get a date in collegeCo...Read Full Lyrics

I ain’t got a friend in the worldBut I got a special girlHer name is FurballHer name is FurballI ain’t got a baseball batSomebody took it and now I’m out of my batBut I got F...Read Full Lyrics

Mrs. Brown, you’ve got such a lovely daughterEvery time I go out I seem to spot herCan I carry your groceries if it’s no botherNow I’m in the house with Mrs. Brown’s daught...Read Full Lyrics

Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Channel surfin’, channel surfin’Flip flip flip flip flip flip flip I...Read Full Lyrics

The cheese in Wisconsin, it grows ten feet tallWe all gather round and we make ourselves a ballBack home in Wisconsin, there’s not a lot to doOh, Wisconsin cheese, that’s why w...Read Full Lyrics

Don’t forget to pray for Orange CountyDon’t forget to pray for your folksWhether you’re a lineman or a mountieOr a crack podiatrist who looks between a person’s toesMake a ...Read Full Lyrics

See me in the hall all by myselfSee you in the ball beside yourselfDebutante soDeborah you will never knowDebbie if I asked you to dance would you step on my toesD don’t tell me ...Read Full Lyrics

My paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedBoing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boingMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy payc...Read Full Lyrics