Head In The Freezer Lyrics

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run. All thes...Read Full Lyrics

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I taste Is the flavor of a broken heart The...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody loves hot dogs Even pasty Hippies 'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat But now a question hits me What the hell's in A hotdog I shouldn't ask maybe 'Cause I don't know ...Read Full Lyrics

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear ...Read Full Lyrics

From the deepest, darkest depths of... Whitby! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque powered pistons... Accellerating automoti...Read Full Lyrics

I remember back when I was still in school, These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool. They knocked me on the ground! (Oh!) They rubbed dog poop in my ears! (Ow!) Th...Read Full Lyrics

I am not American, Though I live in North America Which is part of the Americas Which should make me an American Geographically Canadians, Are certainly Americans As are Venisallia...Read Full Lyrics

I pulled my groin It's the very best injury Though I'm walking daintily I pulled my groin I pulled my groin When people ask, "It hurts you where?" I say "Put your hand right there"...Read Full Lyrics

I spend my days watching tv with a beer (ooh-ahh, you're fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day, my woman went and left me (she ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family Actually he did, but he forg...Read Full Lyrics