I Used To Write Songs Lyrics

Eric got a speeding ticket Eric stepped in human shit He's had a bad day now Eric drank a pint of salsa Then he went into convulsions He's had a bad day now Eric bought a new...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder what Mom and Dad Would say I wouldn't want to bring them shame I know one day I'll have to tell them Oh yes I'll tell them about 'it' My lovely little Frankenstein...Read Full Lyrics

The pressure builds up deep inside But there's no hope to run and hide It's gonna make you sweat, you're gonna end up wet It's no wonder why I'm so scared I'm real scared, no...Read Full Lyrics

He has two heads and he has three legs He has no tail what a crying shame There is nothing for him to wag To let us know that he's happy Is he rabid? no. Is he rabid? no. H...Read Full Lyrics

Won't you come to my place And see my collection of mold It hangs off the ceiling Covers half the floor No mold's too old In the fringe, you can feast your eyes Upon many a f...Read Full Lyrics

It was high noon, the sun was shining Manuel sharpened is blade He stuck it in the ground It came out twice as long Chopped off the end of his leg Madness sprouted in that g...Read Full Lyrics

Give me your shoes and them I'll lick Give me your feet and them I'll kiss Because I would never want to Hurt you And if I did, you know just what I'd do I'd throw myself off ...Read Full Lyrics

No prize for congeniality Never knew popularity The ugly stick had wished To one day become a swan Always picked last for sports teams Got cheated out of my wet dream Misse...Read Full Lyrics

Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his plate Everytime he sees her He just has to masturbate He wants her luscious breasts On the end of his fork But all this menu off...Read Full Lyrics

My face is buried inside a book Everybody's wearing a haggard look The sirens scream, a baby cries Everyday on this bus I ride There's a man to my left Who's got a stump for a han...Read Full Lyrics