Headaches Lyrics

Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh! Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed...Read Full Lyrics

Here's To The Crabgrass Here's to the crabgrass, Here's to the mortgage, In fact, here's to Suburbia. Lay down your briefcase, Far from the rat race, Where nothing can disturb ya. ...Read Full Lyrics

Holiday For States There are songs about Montana, And New York and Indiana, But the song the nation patiently awaits Is the song I now will bring you, As I clear my throat and sing...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, there are a lot of Californians here, are there not? (Yeah!) Are you familiar with where I live near Los Angeles, Van Nuys? (Yes.) Well, do you happen to know how Van Nuys...Read Full Lyrics

Hungarian Goulash No. 5 If you like Hungarian food, They have a goulash which is very good. Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese, Somewhere down in Column B there's lobster Cantone...Read Full Lyrics

I Can't Dance I can't dance. I can't dance. Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are. All these dancing parties are just plain dumb. When they asked, I should have said, "I...Read Full Lyrics

I See Bones The doctor was looking at the X-ray And I asked him, "What do you see?" And he kept on looking at the X-ray As he said in French to me: "I see bones. I see gizzards and...Read Full Lyrics

If I could play the piano Like I'd like to play the piano, I would sit down at the piano, And I'd play. That's how I'd play the piano night and day. If I could play the banj...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, New York is changing. Wherever you look, Big tall buildings by Tishman Tishman, ahh... If I were a Tishman, Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di (Yum di didle) ...Read Full Lyrics

I was in World War II. (Hooray!) I don't know what...thank you very much. I was not gonna take credit for the entire victory, folks, but...certainly now that you've recognized th...Read Full Lyrics