Dozen Roses Lyrics

[Chorus] He's a gay factory worker from the south He'll take wut you pee out of and put it in his mouth Well he works all day With a great big smile and he carries a large l...Read Full Lyrics

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didn't know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin cross the desert on a...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up each morning, and I'm proud of who I am. Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam. I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that I'd get rich. On...Read Full Lyrics

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone 'cause I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide no more So hang up the ph...Read Full Lyrics

I Hope You Die Lyrics Woke up this morning, And you were gone, I found a note, It says "so long", You said this love would last our lives, I hope your face breaks out in hives. I...Read Full Lyrics

Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone They say...Read Full Lyrics

One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on Got together and decided to come here They're not pretty They're not small I don't give a damn at all Tonight I'm on...Read Full Lyrics

We fell in love and got married back in 1993 And people said you had a rocky past, it never mattered to me You say I'm the only one but there's pictures on our wall of you and your...Read Full Lyrics

It's Too Late Lyrics (M)-We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg. (W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more lik...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh Ahh, OOH Oooowee oooohooooohoohooo Ooah hah, hah hoo, (hiccup) hee hah, hoooo (imitating Prince) You don't have to be beautiful, To turn me on. (normal voice) You don't have to...Read Full Lyrics