Grandpa Lyrics

I Hope You Die Lyrics Woke up this morning, And you were gone, I found a note, It says "so long", You said this love would last our lives, I hope your face breaks out in hives. I...Read Full Lyrics

Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone They say...Read Full Lyrics

One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on Got together and decided to come here They're not pretty They're not small I don't give a damn at all Tonight I'm on...Read Full Lyrics

We fell in love and got married back in 1993 And people said you had a rocky past, it never mattered to me You say I'm the only one but there's pictures on our wall of you and your...Read Full Lyrics

It's Too Late Lyrics (M)-We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg. (W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more lik...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh Ahh, OOH Oooowee oooohooooohoohooo Ooah hah, hah hoo, (hiccup) hee hah, hoooo (imitating Prince) You don't have to be beautiful, To turn me on. (normal voice) You don't have to...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain Cause I gotta wipe my butt a...Read Full Lyrics

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as ...Read Full Lyrics

Men and Women - Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more...Read Full Lyrics

More of a Man Rodney Carrington She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey And pull my finger...Read Full Lyrics