It's Too Late Lyrics

Ooh Ahh, OOH Oooowee oooohooooohoohooo Ooah hah, hah hoo, (hiccup) hee hah, hoooo (imitating Prince) You don't have to be beautiful, To turn me on. (normal voice) You don't have to...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain Cause I gotta wipe my butt a...Read Full Lyrics

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as ...Read Full Lyrics

Men and Women - Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more...Read Full Lyrics

More of a Man Rodney Carrington She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey And pull my finger...Read Full Lyrics

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good 'cause underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in a...Read Full Lyrics

Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in my mind In my heart, and in my soul The life you lived, The Love you left The one's you've touched, we won't ...Read Full Lyrics

If you play your cards wrong You can take me home tonight You've got all the makings Of my future ex-wife I've got 3 bucks My credit sucks And my future don't look to bright If you...Read Full Lyrics

I like older Woman How bout you? 19's are good to look at, But they're to young for my lovin' 20's are fun but they're not done, You need to stick 'em back in the oven At 33 they'r...Read Full Lyrics

I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta, Pimping hos when I was five years old. We had plenty of Cristal and a Bentley, 'Cause that's just how we always like to roll. We didn't min...Read Full Lyrics