Hide The Hamster Lyrics

I can do whatever I want Cause I am my own god Don't have to worry if it's right or wrong Cause I am my own god...Read Full Lyrics

Let's kill that kid cause he's a jerk Let's kill his friends cause they look worse Let's rape that chick cause she's a slut And we're real horny and we wanna get fucked...Read Full Lyrics

Would you push your mother in front of a train Just to get some cocaine for your veins Or would you stuck your dope dealers cock If he'd let you smoke another rock No one takes it...Read Full Lyrics

I got a few bucks and nothing to do Let's spend some quality time, just me and you I don't give a shit how I feel tomorrow I wanna do it right now cause all my time is borrowed L...Read Full Lyrics

I couldn't stand their attitude for another day They were trying to synchronize me so I blew them away My daddy was a bitch he screwed around with my dog and cat My mommy satisfied...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my girl she's a bit homely She's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange On fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly Oh my girl she's got a big sticky tongue Four hairy legs ...Read Full Lyrics

You know the world is ruled by a couple of dozen pricks I sure hope that they don't shoot too quick My erection - is all i can feel My erection - is all i can see My erection - is...Read Full Lyrics

I'm proud to be a Canadian Pass me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i take a piss Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose His ex-wife gets brow...Read Full Lyrics

I'm scared of people really don't know why I nearly shit my pants when they look me in the eye I'm scared of people and I'm scared of you I'm gonna go inside and shoot some glue A...Read Full Lyrics

It's just up the street The address is 669 Young men and ladies Are losing their mind It's not a church But they fuck with your head Dyanetics! The guy who made it up Shot himself ...Read Full Lyrics