Intro (Attitude) Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Buongiorno! That's hello in Spanish My name is Danny Sexbang and I'd like to welcome you to Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol! Can you believe it's been...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, hey! My name is Danny. Danny Sexbang Welcome to my top secret sexitorium Won't you hold on a moment while I stop having sex? Cool, thanks I suppose you're wondering why N...Read Full Lyrics

[Skit: Danny Sexbang] Close your eyes and picture yourself on a tropical beach Far away, across the delicate sand dunes You see a jet black stallion galloping at full speed On ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over 10 feet tall No man escape...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We'd been friends for many years Until I finally confessed That I've always loved you dearly But you were unimpressed If I can never be your lover I'll accept our...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Hey yo girl, you wanna come to a party at my house tonight? Everyone who's anyone in LA is gonna be there I'm extremely rich [Verse 1] Hey girl Welcome to my house ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Once every hundred thousand years The most epic party in the universe Will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party As it was foretold in the scrolls So take that pudding, pour it...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice, I'll pick you up at eight. Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone [Person 1] Oh God, I've bee...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] This song is about a problem that I have Frequently [Verse 1] There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are sexual, some occur during Periods of nervous...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Running really fast Jumping super high Flipping over shit Making stuff explode Flipping over more shit Fighting lots of guys Writing kick-ass jams Doing other t...Read Full Lyrics