[Skit]
[Teyana] Bought my mama's crib 'cause she got no niggas
Ain't it slow for you hoe niggas when I ball
I told you I would ball, nigga, didn't I ball?
And I might not see y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Chorus]
'Cause that's my honey berry, Halle Berry, baby you drive me so crazy
If I can't have you, I might just have to fly to space today
The only way I'm functioning is if I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Aight, now if you get sent to the office, what are you supposed to do?
Wait till my lawyer gets here
And if a boy tries to bother you, what are you supposed to do?
Headlocks lik...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
I want her to
Be my girlfri...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
All of the flowers and beautiful legs and colerful swag and wandefull
Individual's like ohh my God the bitches
Slaigh bells ringing, now it's my luck stone
Wake up like damn right,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Verse 1: Michael Christmas]
Only god can judge me
Stay ugly get money
19 and im bummy, girls dont wanna fudge me
See my white Sonata, I still dont got my liscence
Pops watch ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Fax nigga, mad grass nigga
I can't even pass a fucking math test, nigga
Dropped out, got a nigga mad press figure
I do maps like Magellan and Map Quest, nigga
We go together like P...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
I think I'm Michael Cera I might be Jonah Hill
I might be awkward still I might be out to kill
I might be at the arty
Tryna score with a whore named Becca
Only had 2 shots and I'm ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Verse 1]
I wake up early in the morning and eat dinner food
Most likely microwavable 'cause I don't feel like makin' bigger moves
I will go back to sleep, but guilt trippin' me...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Chorus: Tobi Lou]
I'm still fuckin' up all the time
I know I'm not the only one
I still can't get shit right
I know I'm not the only
I feel like staying in tonight
I know I'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas