Everything Is Better With Me Lyrics

I want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you in the...Read Full Lyrics

I've sharpened all my tools I follow all the rules I'm a handyman I've purchased all my sweets I've cooked up all my treats I'm a candyman It's alright, baby, 'cause I'm the candy...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, mr. Fussy Hello, mrs. Nice Have you ever shared a bathtub Full of beer and ice? I know you want to I know you can Put down your children And free up your hands Come on and...Read Full Lyrics

After seven days He was quite tired so God said: "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in ...Read Full Lyrics

There was a boy who liked to wiggle His tooth loose so he could show it: And then we'd watch while he would Tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it! And that was how he lik...Read Full Lyrics

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, '...Read Full Lyrics

My doctgor told me that if was time for me to have my x ray Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voic...Read Full Lyrics

How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks? You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching [Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

I said, "I'm drinkin' up. Would you like a belt yerself? " You said, "Thanks, but no thanks, I don't drink, myself. But you go right ahead, my friend, I'm not the sort that minds. ...Read Full Lyrics

I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that light...Read Full Lyrics