Handy Candyman Lyrics

Hello, mr. Fussy Hello, mrs. Nice Have you ever shared a bathtub Full of beer and ice? I know you want to I know you can Put down your children And free up your hands Come on and...Read Full Lyrics

After seven days He was quite tired so God said: "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in ...Read Full Lyrics

There was a boy who liked to wiggle His tooth loose so he could show it: And then we'd watch while he would Tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it! And that was how he lik...Read Full Lyrics

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, '...Read Full Lyrics

My doctgor told me that if was time for me to have my x ray Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voic...Read Full Lyrics

How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks? You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching [Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

I said, "I'm drinkin' up. Would you like a belt yerself? " You said, "Thanks, but no thanks, I don't drink, myself. But you go right ahead, my friend, I'm not the sort that minds. ...Read Full Lyrics

I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that light...Read Full Lyrics

Watch that spider in the bathroom sink Hes a better friend than you might think So let him spin his web in peace He catches creepy crawly things I never fall asleep at night I nev...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not that cruel, I'm not that kind There's really nothing on my mind Believe me And when I'm talking in my sleep It doesn't ever get that deep There's not much to...Read Full Lyrics