Evil Roman Emperors (Bad) Lyrics

In 776BC Olympics were begun Greece was the only country, so naturally we won Cheats built bronzes of God Zeus were we honest winners The answer's no we had more statues than you'v...Read Full Lyrics

I'm George iv, the regent king Which means I was just standing in Acting king because my dad George iii had gone barking mad! (Banana) Great palaces, I did design Buckingham was on...Read Full Lyrics

A gorgeous georgian lady, is quite a sight to see, For some splendid beauty tips, pay attention listen to me. White is beautiful dear ladies, smear your face with paint of lead, N...Read Full Lyrics

Were the Georgian navy we've never been beat thanks to Admiral Nelson Commander of the fleet the only things I've lost is this eye and this arm Guess playing with these balls can r...Read Full Lyrics

God Compare! God Compare! When blood must flow, we're in the know with God compare! Find out which gods selection offers the best protection Should you sacrifice a man to the ...Read Full Lyrics

Of all the kings called Henry, I'm the one you've rarely heard. Shakespeare wrote four, five, six, eight but seven not a word. People think I'm dreary, to some extent I am. But ...Read Full Lyrics

Settle down, class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid selling Yeah, the time has come For me to drum Some facts into you about spelling Oh, it seems to me Your abc Skills ar...Read Full Lyrics

You know the caveman gave us woad Roman soldiers built the road Egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak But when we talk of great invention It's important that we mention A s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight And our only aim in life is to fight I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight We fight by day, and when it's not so bright We're not ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Marcus Licinius Crassus, No rich man could ever surpass us. Wanted people to say I was brave, But I lost my first fight and hid in a cave. Living there could be a pauper's nigh...Read Full Lyrics