Georgian Make-Up Song Lyrics

Were the Georgian navy we've never been beat thanks to Admiral Nelson Commander of the fleet the only things I've lost is this eye and this arm Guess playing with these balls can r...Read Full Lyrics

God Compare! God Compare! When blood must flow, we're in the know with God compare! Find out which gods selection offers the best protection Should you sacrifice a man to the ...Read Full Lyrics

Of all the kings called Henry, I'm the one you've rarely heard. Shakespeare wrote four, five, six, eight but seven not a word. People think I'm dreary, to some extent I am. But ...Read Full Lyrics

Settle down, class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid selling Yeah, the time has come For me to drum Some facts into you about spelling Oh, it seems to me Your abc Skills ar...Read Full Lyrics

You know the caveman gave us woad Roman soldiers built the road Egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak But when we talk of great invention It's important that we mention A s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight And our only aim in life is to fight I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight We fight by day, and when it's not so bright We're not ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Marcus Licinius Crassus, No rich man could ever surpass us. Wanted people to say I was brave, But I lost my first fight and hid in a cave. Living there could be a pauper's nigh...Read Full Lyrics

Ok, pamplemousse, baguette and brie. Are you ready? I'm Joan Of Arc from Domremy, religious visions came ter me. God said 'Save France from the English' and make Dauphin Charles, ...Read Full Lyrics

Everything your teacher says Is proved to be a fable There never was an Arthur Nor the knights, nor a round table The lady of the lake Was just a made up story too I hate to disapp...Read Full Lyrics

I'm William the Conqueror My enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king Although I come from France 1066, the Doomsday book I gave to history So fat on death my b...Read Full Lyrics