Henry VII Lyrics

Settle down, class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid selling Yeah, the time has come For me to drum Some facts into you about spelling Oh, it seems to me Your abc Skills ar...Read Full Lyrics

You know the caveman gave us woad Roman soldiers built the road Egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak But when we talk of great invention It's important that we mention A s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight And our only aim in life is to fight I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight We fight by day, and when it's not so bright We're not ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Marcus Licinius Crassus, No rich man could ever surpass us. Wanted people to say I was brave, But I lost my first fight and hid in a cave. Living there could be a pauper's nigh...Read Full Lyrics

Ok, pamplemousse, baguette and brie. Are you ready? I'm Joan Of Arc from Domremy, religious visions came ter me. God said 'Save France from the English' and make Dauphin Charles, ...Read Full Lyrics

Everything your teacher says Is proved to be a fable There never was an Arthur Nor the knights, nor a round table The lady of the lake Was just a made up story too I hate to disapp...Read Full Lyrics

I'm William the Conqueror My enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king Although I come from France 1066, the Doomsday book I gave to history So fat on death my b...Read Full Lyrics

It was the summer of 793 When we sailed across the Great North Sea Comets crossed the skies that night Must have known something wasn't right We arrived upon your English shore An...Read Full Lyrics

We were weavers highly skilled To things were mechanised Craft and artisanship killed A threat to all our lives. Machines meant the workforce shrunk. You think you'd see us settle...Read Full Lyrics

King Henry 8th my father hoped I have some Tudor brothers mum had no sons, So rather I got plenty of step mothers when at last prince Ed was born the Crown I bid adieu they said a...Read Full Lyrics