Now my life is easy
My life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day
In my fuckin' backyard
I t'ain't got no money, hell, I don't care
My parents let me use their credit card
I've got n...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
L...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
Oh, come on baby, take a drink
Never mind that, it's a spit sink
A spit sink
A spit sink
It's nothing but a spit sink, jam!
Took a drink
Thought I was gonna die
Somebody told me
T...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
Violence rules!
Violence rules!
Violence rules!
Violence rules!
Violence rules!
Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school
Violence rules, guns are cool and we...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
My best friend is a junkie, he shoots up all day
Sometimes he even shits himself, what else can I say?
Shoot up or shut up
Shoot up or shut up
Shoot up or shut up
Shoot up or sh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry
Are the words I use at the laundromat
Reading the news, and watching the people
That's what I do at the laun...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
My baby's got two hands
My baby's got two feet
My baby's got a forehead
And all the chicken you can eat (all right, whoo!)
My baby's got two elbows
My baby sure has a nose
My baby...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn
I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan
I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid
Because I married my...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
I don't want to be...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen
Some people believe in astrology
Others believe in technology
Some people believe in all those "ologies"
But I believe in swordfish (he believes in swordfish!)
I believe in Happy...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dead Milkmen