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[Verse 1] Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over 10 feet tall No man escape...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We'd been friends for many years Until I finally confessed That I've always loved you dearly But you were unimpressed If I can never be your lover I'll accept our...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Hey yo girl, you wanna come to a party at my house tonight? Everyone who's anyone in LA is gonna be there I'm extremely rich [Verse 1] Hey girl Welcome to my house ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Once every hundred thousand years The most epic party in the universe Will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party As it was foretold in the scrolls So take that pudding, pour it...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice, I'll pick you up at eight. Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone [Person 1] Oh God, I've bee...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] This song is about a problem that I have Frequently [Verse 1] There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are sexual, some occur during Periods of nervous...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Running really fast Jumping super high Flipping over shit Making stuff explode Flipping over more shit Fighting lots of guys Writing kick-ass jams Doing other t...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Since I moved into your place One year ago today Our relationship has deepened In a spiritual way As time's swept gently forward And winter's turned to spring I kn...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro: Danny Sexbang] Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight But I have to say, the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that was the last song from 'Attitude City'. We hope you followed our blueprint closely, and would like to personally apologize to your socks in the event that they were r...Read Full Lyrics