Fortress Lyrics

Being alone on Valentine’s day doesn’t bother me.Normally, I don’t exude lugubriosity,But this year I am curious,What it’s like to feel blue.Though it may be spurious,I’v...Read Full Lyrics

May I take a nap in your nose?I have not showered in thirty-six days.Monkeys are tickling my tummy.I have not showered in thirty-six days.Take those pork chops out of your brassier...Read Full Lyrics

I love you MollI love you PaulBut I gots to rollGonna work, gonna work it outI love you, sisJust like a sisterJust a little moreGonna work, gonna work it outSo every timeWe say goo...Read Full Lyrics

Turkeys!Turkeys?Who likes turkeys?I like turkeys.Oh yeah?Oh yeah!Well, have I got news for you.What’s that?I am a turkey.I am a turkey.I can see you’re quite surprised.Man, I c...Read Full Lyrics

Stop singing and along comes MaryHalf an hour is more than we can stayTwo lanes of cars for miles andCome find your own inspirationYou keep letting me downSo being from the land of...Read Full Lyrics

Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel,The most beautifulest in the whole wide world!...Read Full Lyrics

Come downCome downIt's time to go to workAnd we'll all be rolling in the paydirtThank you, TinaFrom the countryOn a night on the townAnd the horns are blowing in a new yearI wanna ...Read Full Lyrics

Harry Potter spends his summers waiting for the fall;He’d count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts’ distant call.The Dursleys, Harry’s relatives, were wretched as can...Read Full Lyrics

There’s a robot in my head.There’s a robot in my head.It is screwing everything up.I can’t sit still. Still.I hear the servos whirringAll night long. All night long.If you we...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Mr. Wolfgang! You got fired.You did nothing wrong.But here you are on the sidewalk with no home.It’s not your fault, it’s all their fault.So get up, man, and brush off the ...Read Full Lyrics