Hangnail Lyrics

Now get back, give me slack from the entonement pit 'Cause the Sudden Death-Honeynut conglomerate Is fuelin' the fire for the monster jam I'm movin' the masses with the mic in my h...Read Full Lyrics

One two for my crew, three fo' for the dough that I'm Makin', five six seven for the lives that I'm Takin', eight nine ten for my singers Start over at one because I ran out of fin...Read Full Lyrics

Get dragged to places I don't wanna go I stand around all day and then you know I fall alseep standing up and hit my face on the floor I'm bored Sitting in a place I don't wanna b...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd) Step outside, take off your coat You got me so mad I wanna slit your throat You puked on my food spilled food on my tux And you t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey big boy, ooh, you're lookin' fine I like your little mustache and your cute behind What the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I like guys who go the other route What-cha say yo...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Perfection" by Run-Dmc) Infection's my job, I must be valiant I'm a germ that was born with a natural talent I enter your body then I put up a fight No mistake I'll ma...Read Full Lyrics

Filet Mignon, by candlelight Near the fireplace so late at night Soft music in the back and the record don't skip Gonna serve you like a waiter but I don't want a tip You're so bea...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] All of my life I've been called a geek A loser, a dweeb and a side-show freak All the other kids picked on me quite a bit Except for the on...Read Full Lyrics

God damn, why don't you get a life I know beauty is only skin deep, you're right But ugly goes down to the bone So how's your love life, still holdin' your own? Ya know I just save...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Wyclef Jean's song "We're Trying to Stay Alive"*} Kicked in the balls! Looki-looki-lookin' sharp on a Saturday night Hangin' out with my friends at a club and every...Read Full Lyrics