Freedom isn't Free Lyrics

Ha!The hours approaching to give it your best,you've got to reach your prime,that's when you need to put yourself to the test,and show us a passage of time,we're gonna need a monta...Read Full Lyrics

As the sun goes down on the arizona plainAnd the wind whistles by like a runaway trainHe hey it's a beautiful thingAlways me and you in a flatbed truckAnd my heart kicking up like ...Read Full Lyrics

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It happens to everyone,it is the one pure sign.Undeniable proof, satan has touched your heart.Sticking out like a sore thumb,except this time...it's wrinkled.Pruney fingers!(x5)...Read Full Lyrics

I dine alone or with unknownsWalking forever, I need no restNeed just one thingthat you possessYou'll give it to meThere's no escapeIt's your fleshthat I ate...Read Full Lyrics

Petting zoo in your own backyardHillbilly hick's paradiseCharging $1.50 an ear splatterIt'll try kick and run, but it's tied downand you've got your gunWhat a man!Planned to rob th...Read Full Lyrics

Flooding the gates,attracting attention,the boss gettin' away.Piles of wasted clipshitting nothing in the process.One shot from you, they're down.Send them on a job,foiled by an 8 ...Read Full Lyrics

It doesn't matter where you live,we're coming for you.Board the windows, gather supplies,have hot, passionate, good-bye sex.It won't matter.Ohio, Virginia, New Jersey, Georgia, Pen...Read Full Lyrics

I thought you wanted morePerhaps a box of animal crackersYet, this is all that you wanted as I should have knownI sent them first class, straight from me, they're non perishableTha...Read Full Lyrics

Hit the deck, here comes a drive-byThere's a woodpecker going to town on the shinglesGary jammed his arm in the wood chipper againThe salesman at the door has a motorized knockerYo...Read Full Lyrics