Freedom Tickler Lyrics

Getting naked and playing with guns There’s a gerbil in the microwave, the baseball bat, and everyone Sharing kisses and building a bond. We’ll set it off like Microsoft in â...Read Full Lyrics

Growing up Really fucking sucks I've got too much stuff I don't make enough And soon I'm gonna turn to dust I'm gonna turn to dust And I am afraid I don't care. Growing up Really ...Read Full Lyrics

I used to be a dead guy. Now I'm a fucking Jedi. And I've got lots of news for you and I've got a long list of things to do. I used to dwell in the present. I used to be so hesitan...Read Full Lyrics

I was drifting Into dreaming And I saw something I hadn't seen before Two young ladies I hadn't seen since high school Holding a piece of me Inside a plastic jar And there was a ...Read Full Lyrics

God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made pants and God made shirts God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made our lives so much worse So much fucking worse God made guns and God...Read Full Lyrics

I knew a woman once Giving birth to kittens and mice And the kittens were born full of their brothers and sisters And they were punished swiftly Though they didn't know why They t...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna rock out in my dreams Instead of waking up I wanna sleep Wearing black leather pants With boots too tall to see me I wanna rock out in my dreams Since I got back fro...Read Full Lyrics

2, 1, 2, 3, 4. If you have love in your heart than who am I to judge you? If you have love in your heart than no one will rise above you. I'm a complicated man and I only wish that...Read Full Lyrics

I like telling dirty jokes, And I like smoking crystal meth, But darling I love you. And I like laughing at retards, And I like throwing rocks at dogs, But darling I love you. I ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lady killer And you're a pretty lady And that means I'm gonna kill you 'Cause you're a pretty lady And I'm a lady killer And that's just what lady killers do You find me qui...Read Full Lyrics