Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi Lyrics

I was drifting Into dreaming And I saw something I hadn't seen before Two young ladies I hadn't seen since high school Holding a piece of me Inside a plastic jar And there was a ...Read Full Lyrics

God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made pants and God made shirts God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made our lives so much worse So much fucking worse God made guns and God...Read Full Lyrics

I knew a woman once Giving birth to kittens and mice And the kittens were born full of their brothers and sisters And they were punished swiftly Though they didn't know why They t...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna rock out in my dreams Instead of waking up I wanna sleep Wearing black leather pants With boots too tall to see me I wanna rock out in my dreams Since I got back fro...Read Full Lyrics

2, 1, 2, 3, 4. If you have love in your heart than who am I to judge you? If you have love in your heart than no one will rise above you. I'm a complicated man and I only wish that...Read Full Lyrics

I like telling dirty jokes, And I like smoking crystal meth, But darling I love you. And I like laughing at retards, And I like throwing rocks at dogs, But darling I love you. I ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lady killer And you're a pretty lady And that means I'm gonna kill you 'Cause you're a pretty lady And I'm a lady killer And that's just what lady killers do You find me qui...Read Full Lyrics

There will come a day when our cells won't regenerate And everyone you know will rot away, rot away Your friends and enemies and all your family We will all be buried in the ground...Read Full Lyrics

You've been singing songs for all the wrong reasons. For reasons you're not at liberty to say. It wasn't to get rich or famous or get laid. Mainly you wrote those fucking songs to ...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a little boy I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey While she was pregnant, Unbeknownst to me. I felt bad to say the least. And when my little brother was born He had Wha...Read Full Lyrics