Woke up this morning
Hoping for a better day
Gotta make a change right now
Gotta find a better way
I took a good look at my problems
And their piling up in my head
Gotta take a ch...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Pennywise
Look... If you had one shotto sit on your lazy buttand watch all the tv you ever wanteduntil your brain turned to mush,Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo!Remote is ready,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's rotten, so rotten here
So rotten, ah, oh!
It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)
My place was gettin' kinda nasty (uh)
Even know the garbage I knew would reak (ya kn...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night it's the place to be Every...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated sp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fran...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Carry this picture for luck. Kept in a locket,
Tucked in your collar, close to your chest.
Make it a secret, shown to the closest friends.
And meet me at quarter to seven,
The sun...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Dashboard Confessional