Everything your teacher says
Is proved to be a fable
There never was an Arthur
Nor the knights, nor a round table
The lady of the lake
Was just a made up story too
I hate to disapp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
I'm William the Conqueror
My enemies stood no chance
They call me the first English king
Although I come from France
1066, the Doomsday book
I gave to history
So fat on death my b...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
It was the summer of 793
When we sailed across the Great North Sea
Comets crossed the skies that night
Must have known something wasn't right
We arrived upon your English shore
An...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
We were weavers highly skilled
To things were mechanised
Craft and artisanship killed
A threat to all our lives.
Machines meant the workforce shrunk.
You think you'd see us settle...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
King Henry 8th my father hoped I have some Tudor brothers mum had no sons,
So rather I got plenty of step mothers when at last prince Ed was born the
Crown I bid adieu they said a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Me name Mary Seacole, famous nurse
To de Crimean boys
No, me not Florence Nightingale
Dat mix up, me annoys
Me learn me skills in Jamaica
Where me mother nursed de sick
And I tink...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Mmmm yeah.
Mmmm yeah.
People thought all animals
Arrived here unrelated
The world began, and then came man
All perfectly created
But then someone looked up a tree.
And said "That...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
If they want to blow up the French, king of Italy
Co-prince of Andorra
You guessed it
It's me
Napoleon Bonaparte
Ugh!
Hello Paris, I bust through the door
Now everybody li...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Here's the tale of me. Matilda,
And my fight with cousin Stephen to succeed,
Henry first's throne.
My wife's also called Matilda,
Quite confusing cause we choose to claim
Matilda'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
I'm Pachacuti, the Incan lord
All other tribes dreaded
My name means 'he who shakes the earth'
Not that I'm big-headed
When it comes to claiming nearby lands
I was the type to ris...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories