Gonna tell you a storyAbout Chuck and Diane.Couple British kids fromThe palace at Buckingham.Chuckie wants to grow upAnd be a polo star,And ride his little horsiesAll around the ba...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Well, hey, how ya doin'?Have a seat.Have a drink.Boy, it's good to see ya.What can I say?Wo, sorry, gotta run.We'll get together again.Say, what was your name, anyway?Well, we're w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I got my alligator boots.I wear my pants skin tight.I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight.It makes me wa...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.I see him 'most every day.And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,This is what I hear him say:(iron lung sounds)Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very be...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I don't care about your karma.I don't care about what's hip.No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.I won't swim in your Jacuzzi.You can't make me settle down.I'd rather kick and...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Beverly.Beverly Hillbillies.Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,A little story 'bout a man named Jed.You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,They say he barely kept his f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Salty tears on a mostly blank pagebecause you chose to ignore meDown on my luck 'cuz you didn't answer and the letter that you mailedIt wasn't for meI tried to write the perfect le...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Edna's Goldfish
AQUARIUS!There's travel in your future when your tongue freezesto the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a dayPISCES!Try to...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic