Grandfather Lyrics

Wanna have some quality time with my son So I brought him down to the fishin' hole Didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand Got mad, threw down his fishin' pole Said, "Tha...Read Full Lyrics

There's a hair on the soap And it's short and it's curly There's a hair on the soap And I don't think it's mine...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse:] I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Richard Geere can do it I can too I get undressed, I start to lube I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube Wondering just, How he...Read Full Lyrics

I want to write you a poem That stands the test of all time A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note With meter and rythym and rhyme I want it to speak of your virtue Sing praise t...Read Full Lyrics

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting ...Read Full Lyrics

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does...Read Full Lyrics

All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a par...Read Full Lyrics

Love hurts Love’s a cruel master Love’s a killer Love’s a rotten bastard Hey love, I’m done with you Love will break your heart I hate loving hating love Love’s a douch...Read Full Lyrics

Stephen: I have to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush. Friends: Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 1...Read Full Lyrics

Seven, eight, nine, ten. Olie, olie oxenfree! Ed come on. Kids. No, it's hide and seek. You're supposed to hide when you're Find a tree or something, hide Come on Ed, oh Jes...Read Full Lyrics