Hermaphrodite Lyrics

All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a par...Read Full Lyrics

Love hurts Love’s a cruel master Love’s a killer Love’s a rotten bastard Hey love, I’m done with you Love will break your heart I hate loving hating love Love’s a douch...Read Full Lyrics

Stephen: I have to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush. Friends: Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 1...Read Full Lyrics

Seven, eight, nine, ten. Olie, olie oxenfree! Ed come on. Kids. No, it's hide and seek. You're supposed to hide when you're Find a tree or something, hide Come on Ed, oh Jes...Read Full Lyrics

{Hey, Lynch.} Yeah. {Have you seen my gerbil?} Hm? {My gerbil, have you seen it?} Uhh.. no? ...Read Full Lyrics

I see you there Behind the glass I drop a quarter in the slot and then I watch as you Shake that ass I watch you grind I watch you dance I show you mine, you show me yours and when...Read Full Lyrics

Pokemon's a silly faze Barney's now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky And Oscar's still a grouchy guy And Anima...Read Full Lyrics

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There'...Read Full Lyrics

[Narration] "Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who Just Couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the Nicest Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, It's Lynch Leave me a message (beep) Pick up, you there, Alright, Dude give me a call, I don't know what happened last night, Just let me know what's going on, I was wasted, D...Read Full Lyrics