Masterbate Lyrics

Men and Women - Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more...Read Full Lyrics

More of a Man Rodney Carrington She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey And pull my finger...Read Full Lyrics

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good 'cause underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in a...Read Full Lyrics

Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in my mind In my heart, and in my soul The life you lived, The Love you left The one's you've touched, we won't ...Read Full Lyrics

If you play your cards wrong You can take me home tonight You've got all the makings Of my future ex-wife I've got 3 bucks My credit sucks And my future don't look to bright If you...Read Full Lyrics

I like older Woman How bout you? 19's are good to look at, But they're to young for my lovin' 20's are fun but they're not done, You need to stick 'em back in the oven At 33 they'r...Read Full Lyrics

I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta, Pimping hos when I was five years old. We had plenty of Cristal and a Bentley, 'Cause that's just how we always like to roll. We didn't min...Read Full Lyrics

Im gettin married to my pickup truck It doesn't leave me when im down on my luck It doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer Or want a divorce It doesn't care if I stay out la...Read Full Lyrics

Put your clothes back on I'd rather be alone Your thing is all worn out Now get on home You've had too many lovers They've worn off the hair There ain't no way I'm goin' in there ...Read Full Lyrics

Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut Showed her boobs and sh...Read Full Lyrics