Granny's Little Yard Gnome Lyrics

Lonely, lonely boy they called him Lucy, Mama's little man, And she calls him Hendershot, his mam called him Hendershot. Be seen and not be heard, they told him, he grew into a bi...Read Full Lyrics

He came to conquer what he could, but he held back 'Cause his tongue was tired and shy. So he laid the money down and he drank up, put the sparkle in his eye. Sittin' down you saw ...Read Full Lyrics

Propped up, dropped out, rest up right Probably shouldn't try and leave town tonight I've got a dollar bill, you've got a fire It's damn good to be alive Look up, look out, look ...Read Full Lyrics

Pick a name, pick a place, chances are I've had the means to be there. Pick a date, pick a time, I got it from a friend of mine, the ability to Socialize. Holy Mackerel Once when ...Read Full Lyrics

I got me an Iowan gal You should see my Iowan Gal. I got me an Iowan gal. You may try to win her, but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal. I got me an Iowan gal. Sh...Read Full Lyrics

Long in the tooth Long in the tooth I'm lookin' round the corner And I'm long in the tooth Waiter, hey check please In the corner booth I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth Time i...Read Full Lyrics

You may see horses try to fly A dog with periwinkle eyes But peppered earth with chucks of sky Now there's a sight we're seeing When sot gets moist with dewy flow The fungus spore...Read Full Lyrics

The bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seems And he thinks more about the way he saunters 'round The posture of his father is not his chosen destination But though his head rem...Read Full Lyrics

Ol' Silk Johnson, cruisin up mighty fine Got a brand new cadillac. Buddy comrad Smith, rollin down the line Got a last year's cadillac. Johnson said hey smitty boy, what ya thinkin...Read Full Lyrics

Intro The Phantom Patriot (Repeat) Verse 1 Creeping ever creepy Like a fox in the night Turning wrongs into right He boldly works alone With a crossbow on his shoulder And a saber...Read Full Lyrics