Greet The Sacred Cow Lyrics

When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang I was hungerin' for some apple pie Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit Washed the sleep out of my eye Oh yeah, it's gonna be...Read Full Lyrics

It was a weekend's eve, I had s** on my breath I was lookin' for somethin' to see. With a borrowed black Leather and my best fishin' hat. Well it was just Wendy O. And me. We calle...Read Full Lyrics

Skinny was born in a bathtub And he grew so incredibly thin Even the end of an eye dropper Sucked him in Skinny never knew any questions Skinny never looked at lights Skinn...Read Full Lyrics

Well you can ride the hennenpin crawler for a dollar Peddle it around the world You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Impress them steam punk girls If you ride the hennepi...Read Full Lyrics

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches? Got some tasty cola right here Now look at that Chevy go She's faster than greased up lightning Soda pops and pimple cream will ...Read Full Lyrics

My socks and shoes always match Is it luck? There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it luck? Well I can play my bass for you Is it luck? Some gals like to kiss my face Is i...Read Full Lyrics

Jellikit I just want to satisfy you I would like to rectify you Pay no attention to what you've heard This mediocrity is so absurd But I won't listen to erratic advice Don't make ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Les Claypool] Jerry was a race car driver He drove so goddamned fast Never did win no checkered flags But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd...Read Full Lyrics

Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back, for the holidays Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back, for the hol...Read Full Lyrics

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school. His mind would turn unto the waters. Always the focus of adolescent ridicule, He has no time for farmer's daughters. Alie...Read Full Lyrics